Death Day Again

It’s my death day. 23rd June 2007. Remember that date. I’m going to die that day. Why? Because…. I’m getting my damned report card that day! It’s like waiting on the death row. Just waiting for my life-clock to run out of batteries. How can such an EVIL thing like report card exist on the surface of the earth? It should be demolished!

Indeed. Report cards are evil things. If you get bad results, you can be grounded. However if you have good results, it’s a blessing from heaven. But it’s hell for me. I’m really doomed! No one can save me! ARGH! THE HEAT OF THE FIRE FROM HELL!!!

-Waiting to be saved-

 

 

School…

School. Gotta love it. Gotta hate it at the same time. I’m sure people has mixed feelings about school. It’s like seeing your hateful mother-in-law driving off the cliff with your brand new Mustang. I know. Bad analogy xD

Basically, I now go to school just to talk and laugh. I’m sure you know I can’t stay alive if I don’t talk for more than 3-4 hours non stop one day. Talking and laughing are a must-do-thing in my everyday life. Miss it out and you probably won’t see me ever again. Teachers are a bore in school. I don’t know why won’t they go and be hypnosists. They don’t need a watch that swings to make people sleep. Just a minute of their teaching will make you fall asleep. Pronto. Hm…. Maybe I should just record their class and sell it. People can listen to it instead of taking sleeping pills. I could be a millionaire! Mua ha ha ha…

 I’m getting bored typing this xD Guess I’ll end it here. Anyway, thanks for reading one of my most boring entry. Hope you don’t fall asleep xD Till then!

Tomorrow Is The Start Of School Again…

It’s the dreaded day of every student again. Except for the nerds I guess. No offence. Yep. Tomorrow, school re-opens. EARGH! *Runs away but got pulled back by really evil teachers* It’s the day that every students hate. I’m just looking forward to seeing my wonderful friends but not those teachers. It’s time to study non-stop for a few months till I meet my next school hols. Few LONG months…