Somebody Just Kill Me…

Dear Mr. Exam,

It’s the time of the year again. Exams. The hated exams, aka you, sir. You’re being abhorred by 80.84864681% of the human population. It’s the ugly truth. Yesh sire…

I’ve always wondered why are you created for. What is your purpose in life. Anyway, I think I’ve found your purpose in life. Your goal is CREATE AGONY TO ALL STUDENTS! That, is your life goal. You live solely by that line. You live by swearing oath to agony. You’ve pledged your entire life (for eternity I might add) to  literally MURDER people. Mr Murderer! *points my wagging finger at you*

The only people who likes you are those horrifying teachers. Those sadists!!! They work together with you hand in hand to make us students’ life hard. Grrr…..

We students shall take revenge one day! And you’ll regret it! Mua ha ha ha…. We will pick you out piece by piece like you’re some kind of experiment. We’ll give you more agony than you can ever imagine! Just wait till that day. I promise you that…

Yours ‘loathfully’

giomanach

Kill Them All!!!

It’s nearly 6 months since I started driving and I’m already so pissed off. I hate law breaking people. I hate motorcyclist. I hate obnoxious people. Yes. I do hate them all.

Let’s see. The type of people I hate the most is those who break the law. Those who cut queues are hated by me the most. For heaven’s sake!

 FOLLOW

 THE QUEUE!

Can’t you see that there is a bloody long queue there??!! I’ve been in the queue for god knows how long and how dare you just cut into my lane??!! Eargh!!!!! One day, I’ll buy a GUN and just shoot them dead just right there on the spot. That’s a great idea. I’ll just be in trouble with the law. No big deal…. Not xD

Another kind of motorist I hate are those dreaded motocyclist. Nearly 87.232% of them thinks they bought the road and just ride their motocycles in front of you SLOWLY. Can someone just help me maim them? I should just drive a tractor and roll over them. Hm… Gory, but efective. It shall be a deterent to future motocyclist who tries to ride slow in front of me.

Last but not least, the stupid cars that are in the fast lane. These stupid cars includes: Slow cars and Drivers who talks on the phone that their holding on their right hand and doing gestures in the left hand to god-knows-who. Can’t they move to the slow lane? It’s like going to the slow lane is the same with going to the death row. How inconsiderate…

I guess i’ll have to end my rants here. Gotta hit the books again. Till then…