Random Incidents

I’ve gotten to know more friends in college. Finally, I don’t seem that lonely anymore. Everyday, my friend circle is getting bigger and bigger. Yay! Anyway, I just wanna blog about 2 friends in particular.

Friend number 1: Jessica

Incident: Well, it’s her incident actually. But, I felt it was really really funny. She is still an L license driver and she went for her 6th lesson yesterday. Normally, people in their 6th lesson could be considered ‘pro’ drivers. However, what she told me today was funny. It seems that she was driving at  new area yesterday. Suddenly, the car in front of her stopped and the driver opened his door to get out. It’s kinda normal in housing estates. She told us that she nearly crashed into that car. I asked her what was her speed and she said it was 80km/h. Whoa.

She totally blanked out and didn’t know how to break when the car in front stopped. Guess what she did? 1 million dollars say you can’t guess it. She switched the car engine off. Yup. You didn’t read wrongly. She switched the car engine off. Hahahahahahaha~~~ Note to self: Never sit her car. She even told us that the first time she drove, she killed a chicken. And there was once she even nearly knock down a cow. How extreme can you get? xD

 Friend number 2: Nicholas

Incident: I really have to admire his bravery, although it was only on the surface. Hehe. Anyway, this is what happened today. I was doing my english assignment in Starbucks with my group members. Charlene, an ‘auntie’ who is only 21 years old is also a member of my group. Anyway, she has a boyfriend and her boyfriend called her. To play a prank on her boyfriend, she asked Nicholas (who happens to wander into the shop) to pick the phone and the conversation went something like this:

Nick: Who are you?

BF: Who ARE YOU?

Nick: Who the f*** are you?

BF: Who the f*** are you? What are you doing with my girlfriend’s phone? And where is she?

Nick: She gave her phone to me and went away. Who are you?

BF: I’m her boyfriend. Who are you? What is your name? Want to fight issit?

Nick: I dunno who I am. I dunno what is my name. You want to fight issit? Come fight lar.

BF: Are you stupid?

Nick: Yeah. I’m stupid. I dunno why I’m stupid.

BF: Where are you now? Near INTI?

Nick: I dunno where I am now. Seriously. I can see INTI from here. It’s the south entrance.

Charlene and us were laughing like mad at this point.  Nick wanted to put down the phone already.

Nick: Oh wait! Charlene is here. Wait ar. *Puts the phone far away from his mouth* Charlene? *Puts down the phone on Charlene’s boyfriend*

How retarted can you be? Haha. But it was funny though. Nick was damn scared after that though. I wonder what would happen tomorrow…